Twilighters Make me LAUGHTwilighters Make me LAUGH by Harlequinbeautie
WARNING: THIS MIGHT OPEN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU FACE REALITY!
An obsessed twilighter tries to make Voice of Sanity- A.KA VOS see why twilight is so amazing. Be warned; Voice of Sanity can be cruelly honest and overbearingly sarcastic.
Twilighter: Edward Cullen is so hawt! Im going to marry him!!
VOS: So Stephenie Meyer liked to inform me every other sentence. And good luck with that. No really.
Twilighterella loves Edward so much!
VOS: What the hell is wrong with this chick, honestly? Her head must have been so damn empty before meeting Edward since hes literally all she thinks about. Personally, I think she needs help.
Twilighter: Edward has always been watching her cuz he like loves her so much! How KEEE-YUUTEE!!
VOS: Stalking is illegal in all fifty states.
Twilighter: Edward loves Bella so much!
VOS: Edward fits the profile of a mentally and emotionally abusive boyfriend down to the T. How is that romantic? Fucking tosser.
Twilighter: Twilight is just as