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*Read this and see what horrible creatures Disney pop stars can be!*
The story starts as Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and the cast of High School Musical were walking down the street. They suddenly hear a squeaky voice from behind them. "YOU HORRIBLE PIECES OF SH**T RUINED MUSIC!" said a humanoid chipmunk wearing a red over-sized jersey with a yellow "A" and matching hat. A chipmunk with blue glasses and a blue jersey and a pudgy chipmunk with a jersey followed. "Who are you retards?" Hannah Montana scoffed. "We're Alvin and the Chipmunks!" the chipmunks named Alvin said. "And we think your music sucks balls!" "No, it doesn't!" Hannah Montana said, grinning! "Here, listen to it! It's awesome like me and my glamorous outfit!" She showed her slutty outfit! Alvin barfed, and so did his brothers.
*Nobody's Perfect is playing*
"MY EARS!!!!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP, ALVIN!!!!!" the pudgy chipmunk in green said. Alvin turned off the music. "Alright, that didn't work!" the Jonas Brothers said. "But our music will! It's awesome and cool just like our purity rings!" They held up their purity rings for the three disgusted Chipmunks to see.
*Burning Up is playing*
"MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!!!! ALVIN, TURN THIS STUFF OFF!!!!!!!!" the chipmunk in blue screamed. Alvin turned off that music, too! "Now, its our turn!" said the HSM cast.
*A Night To Remember is playing*
"TURN OFF THE MUSIC!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! BEFORE I--" Alvin exploded, and so did his brothers Simon and Theodore. Suddenly, the music turned off, and three figures dressed in pink, royal blue and mint green robes stepped our of the shadows (BTW, those figres someone you know! XD!) The figures turned to the talentless Disnazis who killed the Chipmunks. "HOW DARE YOU KILL OUR MEN WITH YOUR SHITTY POP GARBAGE!" the figure in the pink said to Hannah Montana, who shook at the sight. "Who are you?" the HSM cast gasped. "Some people who aren't happy with your work!" said another figure wearing a black robe with a skull and crossbones in the shape of the Disney Channel Logo. "And I am not happy either! Chipettes, attack!" The three pink, royal blue, and spring green hooded figures got out their knives and commenced stabbing the chests of the Disney pop singers with them, then the black hooded figure got out a really huge gun and shot the Disnazis with them. Blood flew everywhere. Then the pink figure dumped the bodies in the Trinity River, where a pack of wild dogs, who were hungry for a midnight snack, ate them up.
Without their precious Disney stars, the Disney Corporation went bankrupt and tore down their building to make room for a JC Penney's Outlet store, and all their employees were forced to work at a diner called Cotton Patch Cafe.
*Seven weeks later*
"We are here to celebrate the death of the talentless Disney whores who killed Alvin and the Chipmunks! GOOD RIDDANCE TO HANNAH MONTANA!" Parson Brown cheered.
"HERE, HERE!" the crowd roared.
"GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE JONAS BROTHERS!"
"HERE, HERE!"
"GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CAST!"
"HERE, HERE!"
The mayor of New York came up with huge medals. "I'd like to thank the people who made the death of those talentless whores of Disney possible!" He lifted up each and every one of the figures robes. "Brittany...Jeanette...Eleanor...and Chandler!" He gave the four heroes a medal and invited the up to the podium. Chandler spoke first.
"And now let us mourn the loss of the talented Chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and Theo." she said. Everyone mourned the loss of the three talented Chipmunks.
*MEANWHILE IN HELL*
Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers and the cast of High School Musical are being tortured by Satan and his gang. "We were so close!" Hannah Montana growled.
"Don't worry! We will get revenge on those Chipettes!" said a certain bald figure.
"They ruined you, too?" the Jonas Brothers asked. "Yes, but we will have revenge!" the bald figure said. "Ah, shut up!" Satan said, whipping the Disney whores and the bald figure into oblivion! The Disney whores got what they deserved. *End scene.*
I hope this will hold you until I get back! I'm going out to eat with my parents, grandma and aunt. But I will be back with more!-iLoveAlexandraP
PS, The restaurant where I'll be eating is called The Flying Fish! Ever heard of it?
The story starts as Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and the cast of High School Musical were walking down the street. They suddenly hear a squeaky voice from behind them. "YOU HORRIBLE PIECES OF SH**T RUINED MUSIC!" said a humanoid chipmunk wearing a red over-sized jersey with a yellow "A" and matching hat. A chipmunk with blue glasses and a blue jersey and a pudgy chipmunk with a jersey followed. "Who are you retards?" Hannah Montana scoffed. "We're Alvin and the Chipmunks!" the chipmunks named Alvin said. "And we think your music sucks balls!" "No, it doesn't!" Hannah Montana said, grinning! "Here, listen to it! It's awesome like me and my glamorous outfit!" She showed her slutty outfit! Alvin barfed, and so did his brothers.
*Nobody's Perfect is playing*
"MY EARS!!!!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP, ALVIN!!!!!" the pudgy chipmunk in green said. Alvin turned off the music. "Alright, that didn't work!" the Jonas Brothers said. "But our music will! It's awesome and cool just like our purity rings!" They held up their purity rings for the three disgusted Chipmunks to see.
*Burning Up is playing*
"MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!!!! ALVIN, TURN THIS STUFF OFF!!!!!!!!" the chipmunk in blue screamed. Alvin turned off that music, too! "Now, its our turn!" said the HSM cast.
*A Night To Remember is playing*
"TURN OFF THE MUSIC!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! BEFORE I--" Alvin exploded, and so did his brothers Simon and Theodore. Suddenly, the music turned off, and three figures dressed in pink, royal blue and mint green robes stepped our of the shadows (BTW, those figres someone you know! XD!) The figures turned to the talentless Disnazis who killed the Chipmunks. "HOW DARE YOU KILL OUR MEN WITH YOUR SHITTY POP GARBAGE!" the figure in the pink said to Hannah Montana, who shook at the sight. "Who are you?" the HSM cast gasped. "Some people who aren't happy with your work!" said another figure wearing a black robe with a skull and crossbones in the shape of the Disney Channel Logo. "And I am not happy either! Chipettes, attack!" The three pink, royal blue, and spring green hooded figures got out their knives and commenced stabbing the chests of the Disney pop singers with them, then the black hooded figure got out a really huge gun and shot the Disnazis with them. Blood flew everywhere. Then the pink figure dumped the bodies in the Trinity River, where a pack of wild dogs, who were hungry for a midnight snack, ate them up.
Without their precious Disney stars, the Disney Corporation went bankrupt and tore down their building to make room for a JC Penney's Outlet store, and all their employees were forced to work at a diner called Cotton Patch Cafe.
*Seven weeks later*
"We are here to celebrate the death of the talentless Disney whores who killed Alvin and the Chipmunks! GOOD RIDDANCE TO HANNAH MONTANA!" Parson Brown cheered.
"HERE, HERE!" the crowd roared.
"GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE JONAS BROTHERS!"
"HERE, HERE!"
"GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CAST!"
"HERE, HERE!"
The mayor of New York came up with huge medals. "I'd like to thank the people who made the death of those talentless whores of Disney possible!" He lifted up each and every one of the figures robes. "Brittany...Jeanette...Eleanor...and Chandler!" He gave the four heroes a medal and invited the up to the podium. Chandler spoke first.
"And now let us mourn the loss of the talented Chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and Theo." she said. Everyone mourned the loss of the three talented Chipmunks.
*MEANWHILE IN HELL*
Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers and the cast of High School Musical are being tortured by Satan and his gang. "We were so close!" Hannah Montana growled.
"Don't worry! We will get revenge on those Chipettes!" said a certain bald figure.
"They ruined you, too?" the Jonas Brothers asked. "Yes, but we will have revenge!" the bald figure said. "Ah, shut up!" Satan said, whipping the Disney whores and the bald figure into oblivion! The Disney whores got what they deserved. *End scene.*
I hope this will hold you until I get back! I'm going out to eat with my parents, grandma and aunt. But I will be back with more!-iLoveAlexandraP
PS, The restaurant where I'll be eating is called The Flying Fish! Ever heard of it?
Justin Bieber Molested Me...
I'm Chandler Slater. I was one of the little girls Justin Beiber raped and molested. IT WAS FREAKING TERRIBLE,I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was at one of his autograph sessions. He walked up to me and asked me if
I had done anything sexual. I called for my mom, but he grabbed me by the feet, bound me, gagged me and started sucking the life out of my vagina. I tried to tell him I was on my period, but he wouldn't listen to me! He kept making my ears bleed with awful songs like "One Less Lonely Girl" and "One Time".
I was glad when my mom saw what was happening and called 911. Justin Beiber was exposed to the to the media my The Onion
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A Gig at Radio City Music Hall
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ME: Thanks, Ross! Hey, kids have you ever heard of Mickey Mouse?
BRAINWASHED HANNAH MONTANA FANS: Who's he?
ME: He starred in a classic film called Steamboat Willie!
BRAINWASHED HANNAH MONTANA FANS: Hannah Montana's better than an old cartoon!
ME: WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU THINK A TALENTLESS SLUT WHO POLE DANCES AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS, CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT, IS A BAD ROLE MODEL AND SOUNDS LIKE A COMBINATION BETWEEN A CAT GETTING ITS FUR WAXED AND THE MATING CALL OF WHALE IS BETTER THAN A CARTOON WHICH STARRED MICKEY MOUSE?! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL!? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT GOOD MUSIC!!
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